Meet Dr. Corbin Proctor
The Professional Side
Dr. Corbin Proctor isn’t just a dentist; he’s a Tooth Whisperer! After graduating top of his class, Dr. P developed a method of complete relaxation for patients under laughing gas, he calls it his “Cavity Confession Booth” (results vary, especially after lunch). As our resident tooth whisperer, he believes that a happy tooth is a healthy tooth, and sometimes, he communicates emotionally with challenging molars, often resulting in surprisingly polite extractions.
The Personal Side
Dr. Proctor is an avid collector of antique chewing gum wrappers, believing each one tells a unique, forgotten story of joy. His mornings begin with a vigorous interpretive dance routine set to 70s jazz, which he claims “aligns his chakras and prepares his hands for precision work.” He’s also known to randomly break into operatic renditions of “I’ve Got Friends in Low Places” during grocery shopping, especially in the snack aisle.
Fun Facts
Amazing Life Memory
Recently, Dr. Proctor had just finished meticulously organizing his photo collection of his adorable and amazing dog “G” when, for a fleeting moment, he achieved perfect, symmetrical alignment of his socks in his top drawer. He describes the experience as “a fleeting glimpse of true universal harmony, a true feeling of enlightenment.”
What Actor Would Play Your Life and Why?
“Without a doubt, Jim Carrey! His unparalleled ability to morph his face into a thousand expressions, embody controlled chaos, and bring out the utter hilarity in the mundane would perfectly capture my daily pursuit of perfection and eccentric joy. Plus, I bet he’d nail any interpretive dance.”
Favorite Products
Toothpaste
A tube of vintage 1979 Aquafresh. Why: Because as Donkey said, “Is that a hint of minty freshness I detect?!”
Toothbrush
“The Pearly Guardian.” Why: 11 ¾ inches in length, white spark wood with a dual core of unicorn hair and phoenix feather.
Floss
Flossphorous. Why: Its magical properties make it disappear just after using it, or sometimes right before.
Learn More About Bluffdale Dental
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